I ain't no damn Monkey

Today is a sad day because I just found out that one of the Monkey's died. Hey hey {I was} a monkey! In other news, people are cray cray around this up in the ICU at the UWMC ya. There are pictures of Nurses dressed up like hookers. That's fun!

Well This is Just Cray

Dear Readers - or whomever, I am wondering exactly how to get all those posts I posted years ago back from the dead. It looks like they are still there....whatever who cares - never look back. I want to say to you reader, dear reader, that Diane Sawyer and Meryl Streep are really GOOD but what is truly great is that Katie Couric. Wow her. She is the super good.

I need to let you in on the secret that is inside me. I am designing a new parfum called DeFlect - it's a parfum de bano that you spray on yourself that actually makes any smell go away from you. Also, something to know is that my keyboard is fucked and it jams letters back where theys don't belong. I tell you the parfum story because I am often attacked by smells and I am SICK and TIRED of it. I am going to once and for all create my own cloud of DeFlect that will get that smelly smell away from my face and nose.

Thanks and stay tuned for more - Sparkle